Here's how it happened. iTunes created a Genius list off of New York Minute, and it pulled in a treasure trove of my mostly forgotten 80's loves: Journey, Foreigner, Rush, Eagles, Styx, Moody Blues, and all the other things that are forever ingrained in my brain as the sounds of the years when I realized boys were different from girls for a reason. Out of pure curiosity, I hadn't heard any news about Don Henley in some time, and usually he's tree hugging or political drum banging or something.
A quick Google and... these two images came up. Cracked my shit up.
Don't worry, hon, one note from that voice and I'd just push aside the walker and do you, anyway.